I hate Rick Santorum SO MUCH. So, so, so, so much. And I am really not a hater. I am just horrified that this guy was elected (twice!) by people who I know are not all that different from me, deep down; I have been to various parts of Pennsylvania on several different occasions, and it has never appeared to be a horrible place inhabited by troll-people, as its representation in the Senate would suggest. I mean, seriously, could this guy be a bigger idiot?

The man continues to defend his statement that Boston's liberalism was basically responsible for the pedophilia in the Catholic Church. I would like to make a list of all the reasons why this is one of the top ten (maybe top five) stupidest things anyone has ever said, but every time I try my brain becomes clouded by rage. I have basically disagreed with everything Santorum has said ever since I first became aware of his existence, but ripping on my city was the last straw, and my distaste for everything he believes and his cowardly, weak-minded rhetorical style has now turned into actual hate for him and his smug face and his stupid hair and his fake smile, and on behalf of all Boston's liberal non-pedophiles, I would like to kick him in the nuts.

That is all.